The Onion Sports Network does it again with their article:
‘Chicago Cubs Can’t Believe They’re Doing This Again’.
"Why the hell are we still putting ourselves through this?" left fielder Alfonso Soriano said during an Opening Day press conference, adding that no one on the team has ever been happy at the end of the season, during the season, or at the beginning of the season, which, according to Soriano, is when everyone actually feels the most hopeless. "We just have to admit to ourselves that the Chicago Cubs should not be playing in a professional baseball league. Can we all just do that and put an end to this misery?"
It would be funny if it weren’t so true. Fortunately, this is next year.