In the Lion’s Den- Finale

I spoke to Teddy Ballgame on Sunday night while he was at Angel stadium.  I got a phone call during the inning break after Joe Crede singled in the go-ahead run: -“Hello?” -“LET’S GO WHITE SOX!!” -“Teddy, is that you?” -“LET’S GO WHITE SOX!!” -“Teddy, you must be a happy man.” -“WoooHooo! Then drunk with excitement … Continue reading “In the Lion’s Den- Finale”

I spoke to Teddy Ballgame on Sunday night while he was at Angel stadium.  I got a phone call during the inning break after Joe Crede singled in the go-ahead run:

-“Hello?”

-“LET’S GO WHITE SOX!!”

-“Teddy, is that you?”

-“LET’S GO WHITE SOX!!”

-“Teddy, you must be a happy man.”

-“WoooHooo!

Then drunk with excitement (and probably a few beers), he offered to trade me ARod for Crede in our APBA league.  If I thought he was halfway serious, I might have taken him up on the deal.

 

In the Lion’s Den II

As I said in an earlier post, Zealot contributor Teddy Ballgame is in the heart of Angel country to watch the the playoff games.  Well, I was watching the Bears-Vikings game on the tube and got to thinking.  Ten to one, I bet Teddy is in a bar somewhere and convinced the barkeep to turn … Continue reading “In the Lion’s Den II”

As I said in an earlier post, Zealot contributor Teddy Ballgame is in the heart of Angel country to watch the the playoff games.  Well, I was watching the Bears-Vikings game on the tube and got to thinking.  Ten to one, I bet Teddy is in a bar somewhere and convinced the barkeep to turn the channel to the Bears game.  So I dialed him up.

Somebody answered but all I could was a lot of background sounds which sounded like, you guessed it, a bar.

Finally, he got to where we could talk and sure enough, he was passing the time before tonight’s baseball game by watching the Bears-Vikings game (Go Bears!).  He told me that he was very pleased with how the Sox were doing (obvious) and was looking forward to seeing Contreras in action tonight. 

He then broke out into a chorus of the White Sox fight song.

“Yeah, yeah, Teddy”, I said. ”Remember where you are.  There are probably a barfull of drunk and dejected Angel fans looking for a good target.”  Knowing Teddy, he’s probably decked out in full Sox regalia.

 

To the Victor Go the Spoils

Well the ALDS is over and the White Sox have won the privilege to play the Angels in the AL Championship Series.  But what else was at stake?  A lot, apparently.  According to the Chicago Sun Times, politicians had some friendly bets going on.  Chicago Mayor Richard Daley and Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich have won … Continue reading “To the Victor Go the Spoils”

Well the ALDS is over and the White Sox have won the privilege to play the Angels in the AL Championship Series.  But what else was at stake?  A lot, apparently.  According to the Chicago Sun Times, politicians had some friendly bets going on.  Chicago Mayor Richard Daley and Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich have won some goodies from their Boston cohorts since the Pale Hose defeated the Red Sox.  Blago will be sipping some Boston clam chowah and Daley will be treated to a lobster dinner.

Of course, it doesn’t stop there.  There is a bet between Mayor Daley and Anaheim Mayor Curt Pringle.  Funny Pringle should even consider this since he just ended his boycott of attending Angels games just over a week ago because of the naming of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. 

Anyway, here is what is on the line for the White Sox-Angels series:

MAYOR DALEY:
Lou Malnati’s pizza; Lake Michigan fried perch from BJ’s Market and Bakery; Kasia’s Polish Deli pierogis, blintzes and potato pancakes; Comfort Cake poundcake; Gibsons Steakhouse USDA prime aged Midwest steaks; La Preferida products; Tuscany’s Italian beef sandwiches and sauces; Jay’s Potato Chips; Peking duck from Lao Sze Chuan; Ferrara Pan Lemonheads and Fireballs.

ANAHEIM MAYOR CURT PRINGLE:
Anaheim chili peppers; Sunkist oranges; Disneyland’s 50th anniversary merchandise; autographed script from “The OC” TV show; surfboard and surf apparel; Cleveland Golf’s Halo Hybrid Utility Club; sunglasses and swimwear; Diedrich’s coffee; Knott’s Berry Farm boysenberry jam and Mrs. Knott’s chicken.

 

In the Lion’s Den

I got a call from fellow Zealot contributor and Sox fan Teddy Ballgame today.  He flew out to California to see the Sox-Angels playoff games.  As he put it, the Sox “might need my help out there”. After the outcome of the first game, those of us back here in Illinois informed him that from the perspective … Continue reading “In the Lion’s Den”

I got a call from fellow Zealot contributor and Sox fan Teddy Ballgame today.  He flew out to California to see the Sox-Angels playoff games.  As he put it, the Sox “might need my help out there”.

After the outcome of the first game, those of us back here in Illinois informed him that from the perspective of an Angels’ fan, the Sox don’t need any more help.

He’s staying at a hotel a mile or so from the park which translates to a $15 cab ride.  Irregardless, Teddy B says he’s having the time of his life.  The fans at the park are riding Umpire Doug Eddings pretty hard whenever they get a chance.  No surprise there.  Not one back down from a challenge, Teddy B says he went into his “Boo hoo” and “I heard they had good whine in California.” routine. 

I told him to be careful.  Not everyone has a sense a humor.

 

WORST OUTFIELDER IN THE GAME

A friend has been touting the White Sox Timo Perez as the worst outfielder in baseball today. But I have to strongly disagree with his assessment. And no I don’t think Timo has pictures of manager Ozzie Guillen. To be fair Perez won a game for the Sox the other day when he threw out a guy at the plate and later delivered the game winning hit. My candidate for the worst outfielder in the game today has to go to the Kansas City Royals Aaron Guiel. Last season Guiel batted .156 with 42 strikeouts in only 135 at bats. This season his numbers are even worse. Aaron has only two hits in 22 at bats for a .091 average, and he’s not even a good fielder.

GOOD FRIDAY

I’m reading the newspaper (actually the Sports section, the only section worth reading) and I notice it’s a BIG sports day in Chicago. The Chicago Bears are playing a preseason game against the Buffalo Bills at Soldier Field, the White Sox & El Duque are matched up against the Mariners 19-year-old phenom Felix Hernandez in … Continue reading “GOOD FRIDAY”

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I’m reading the newspaper (actually the Sports section, the only section worth reading) and I notice it’s a BIG sports day in Chicago. The Chicago Bears are playing a preseason game against the Buffalo Bills at Soldier Field, the White Sox & El Duque are matched up against the Mariners 19-year-old phenom Felix Hernandez in Seattle, and the Chicago Cubs are playing the Fish from Florida at Wrigley Field. Upon closer inspection I see that hot shot lefty Jason Vargas will be on the hill for the Marlins. I don’t have a ticket for this sold out contest, but that has never stopped me in the past. I call a ticket broker just north of the ballpark, he assures me he has something for me, and I’m on my way. I must have been excited to see this 22-year-old lefty cuz I paid $100 for a $50 ticket. I had a choice of 4th row behind the Cubs dugout for $125 or 15th row on the Marlins side for $100. I chose the $100 ticket so I could get a closer look at Vargas.

It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, the humidity was down, and the wind was blowing in off the lake. The Marlins were taking batting practice. Nothing like it as Bleacher Bums (a richer version from days gone by, as it now costs $25 to sit out there) scrambled for baseballs that would be thrown back if hit by Florida batters during the game. A J Burnett came over to say hello to some friends and was besieged by autograph hounds. Burnett signed about thirty autographs for mostly youngsters before joining his team. I was fortunate enough to wander down the rightfield line to where the visitors pitchers warm up before entering the game. As luck would have it Jason Vargas started throwing a little long toss with a bullpen catcher right in front of me. A little fan shouted for Josh Beckett to toss him a baseball and Josh obliged. When the batting cage came down it was time for me to head to my seat. Lee Smith, the alltime saves leader, threw out the first pitch. Later he would lead the faithful in “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”. Why isn’t Big Lee in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Before Jason Vargas could take the mound he was staked to a 2-0 lead, and before long it was 7-0. Vargas was a position player in college and picked up two hits and a drive to the warning track in his three plate appearances. But what I really came to see was this kid pitch. Jason was cruising, not allowing a run through the first five frames, before getting knocked out of the contest when the Cubbies made it interesting scoring five times in the sixth. Maybe Vargas was tired or maybe the Cubs hitters finally figured him out. Either way this young southpaw keeps hitters off balance with a breaking pitch that’s about ten miles per hour slower than his 89 mile an hour fastball. The Marlins hung on to beat the Cubs 7-5 and give Jason his 5th win in six decisions. After the ballgame I walked six blocks to one of my favorite restaurants the Chicago Diner. The Chicago Diner is completely vegan unless you ask for cheese. Being a vegan-in-training myself, it was nice being able to enjoy my meal without being concerned with what was in my food. A nice dip in my pool was in order after gorging myself on vegan lasagna.

The Chicago Bears preseason game had gone long enough to once again illustrate that Chad Hutchinson is not the answer to the starting QB question. Hutchinson pitched for the St. Louis Cardinals not too long ago, maybe he should try hockey. Rookie Kyle Orton threw a TD pass and Jeff Blake engineered a game winning drive at the end of the game to make it a good day so far.

Next up was the Chicago White Sox going up against Felix Hernandez. Felix was dominating the Sox hitters (not that difficult to do now a days) and it looked like Yorvit Torrealba’s solo blast might just be enough for a 2-1 Mariner winner. But I’ve seen the Seattle Mariners enough this year to know they have a knack for losing, especially seeing I placed a C-note on them before the season thinking they’d win more than they lost. What was I thinking? But thunder came from an unexpected source as rookie Sox outfielder Brian Anderson gave the White Sox a 3-2 lead sending a hanging breaking ball over the leftfield fence with a runner aboard. Anderson also accounted for the White Sox only tally with his first career homer off a 96 MPH heater that went far into the Seattle night. Willie Bloomquist tripled with two outs in the 8th to plate Torrealba and tie the game at three. Bloomquist squeezed in the Mariners first run of the game. This pitching duel was destined for extra innings. Tadahito Iguchi blasted a two run shot off Everyday Eddie Guardado in the 12th to give the White Sox the win. It was their 17th win in their last at bat this season. Iguchi redeemed himself with the homer to left after failing to bring in the go-ahead-run in the 10th with one out and Anderson on 3rd when Julio Mateo struck out Tadahito. Final score Good Guys 5 – Mariners 3. All I have to say is, it was a good day all around. GO SOX GO!!!

WHITE SOX FIGHT SONG

Here are the lyrics of the Chicago White Sox fight song
by Captain Stubby and the Buccaneers (1959)

The official fight song of White Sox Interactive!

WHITE SOX WHITE SOX GO-GO WHITE SOX
LET’S GO GO-GO WHITE SOX
WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY
THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THERE FIGHTING
AND YOU DO YOUR BEST
WE’RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU OUT HERE
IN THE MIDDLE WEST
WE’RE GONNA ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT WHITE SOX
AND CHEER YOU OUT TO VICTORY
WHEN WE’RE IN THE STANDS
WE’LL MAKE THOSE RAFTERS RING
ALL THROUGH THE SEASON
YOU WILL HEAR US SING
LET’S GO GO-GO WHITE SOX
CHICAGO’S PROUD OF YOU
WHITE SOX WHITE SOX GO-GO WHITE SOX
ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE WHITE SOX
WE’LL CHEER YO OUT TO VICTORY
WHEN WE’RE IN THE STANDS
WE’LL MAKE THOSE RAFTERS RING
ALL THROUGH THE SEASON
YOU WILL HEAR US SING
LET’S GO GO-GO WHITE SOX
CHICAGO’S PROUD OF YOU
PLAY BALL!!!
WHITE SOX WHITE SOX GO-GO WHITE SOX
LET’S GO GO-GO WHITE SOX
CHICAGO IS PROUD OF YOU

Visit White Sox Interactive to hear the White Sox Fight Song

You can also download an mp3 version of the song from here. -tbz

Followup: Commenter Linda asks how to get to this mp3 into iTunes. I’ll do a quick step-by-step tutorial.

1. Right-click on the above mp3 link and choose “Save link as…”. Save it somewhere on C: drive (like your desktop).
2. In iTunes, click on File then Add File to Library.
3. Browse to where you saved the mp3 file. Then click Ok.
4. Voila! The mp3 is in your iTunes library. You can then drag the mp3 file to your iPod if you want.

Hope this helps.
-tbz

YOU MAY BE A WHITE SOX FAN IF…

If you’re from Chicago, you might be a White Sox fan if… you spell “clue” K-L-U. you hate Hunter Wendlestedt you turn off your cell phone before a baseball game. you’ve worked a day in your life. you think Jon Rooney should be in the Hall-of-Fame. losers aren’t lovable. Nellie Fox is the greatest second … Continue reading “YOU MAY BE A WHITE SOX FAN IF…”

If you’re from Chicago, you might be a White Sox fan if…

  • you spell “clue” K-L-U.
  • you hate Hunter Wendlestedt
  • you turn off your cell phone before a baseball game.
  • you’ve worked a day in your life.
  • you think Jon Rooney should be in the Hall-of-Fame.
  • losers aren’t lovable.
  • Nellie Fox is the greatest second baseman of all-time.
  • a home run hit barely past Torii Hunter causes you to break a sweat.
  • your team has the best record in baseball.
  • you think Wrigleyville should just be annexed by Iowa and Wisconsin.
  • you hate sportswriters.
  • you love Dan McNeil.
  • you miss McCuddy’s.
  • you need only one pre-game bar and it happens to be in the bullpen.
  • you prefer tailgating.
  • you hate the Twins, Tigers, Indians, Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, Reds, Giants, Blue Jays, A’s, and Cubs.
  • you are skeptical about everything.
  • Ozzieball/Smartball/Smallball is exactly what you’ve been screaming at the Sox to do for the last decade.
  • you refuse to buy the Tribune out of principle.
  • you still hope the Sox will bring back Robin Ventura.
  • you know who Brooks Boyer is.
  • you’ve signed a petition to have Mariotti banished from Chicago permanently.
  • you love Nancy Faust.
  • Carlton has nothing to do with “Fresh Prince.” Fisk should be remembered as a WHITE Sock.
  • you remember Falstaff.
  • “Disco sucks” chants still bring chills down your spine.
  • even a 10 game lead in the division makes you nervous. In fact, it makes you more so.
  • “Hitmen” has nothing to do with the mob.
  • you can recite the entire lyrics from “Go Go White Sox.”
  • you appreciate the work of “The Sodfather.”
  • you know who the band Steam is.
  • you can remember a time when professional baseball players wore shorts and collars.
  • you miss Dave Wills. (NNNNEEEXXXTTTT BOOM!)
  • “Winning Ugly” is not an insult.
  • you don’t bother with the All-Star game (i.e. the Red Sox & Yankees v. National League game).
  • you love Ozzie’s antics and hate when the media tries to play up every little quirk as the end of the Sox season.
  • you think Shoeless Joe has gotten a raw deal. Hey, no one ever found him guilty!
  • you still love Harold Baines.
  • you know and love Beltin’ Bill Melton.
  • the devil wears blue.

Just got this as an e-mail and wanted to share it with all. Hope you enjoyed it. GO SOX GO!!!

WHAT A DIFFERENT WEEKEND

It was truly a lost weekend for this White Sox fan. While the White Sox were being swept by the Oakland A’s at the Cell, the Cubbies were sweeping the Marlins in South Florida. On Friday a pair of 13 game winners didn’t get the job done. Both Jon Garland of the Sox and Dontrelle … Continue reading “WHAT A DIFFERENT WEEKEND”

It was truly a lost weekend for this White Sox fan. While the White Sox were being swept by the Oakland A’s at the Cell, the Cubbies were sweeping the Marlins in South Florida. On Friday a pair of 13 game winners didn’t get the job done. Both Jon Garland of the Sox and Dontrelle Willis of the Fish were losers. Garland lost a toughy 4-2 to Kirk Saarloos. But the real story of this game was when Willie Harris failed twice to advance a runner to third with nobody out, in both instances he’d have scored. The Cubs clobbered Willis for eight runs in 4 1/3 innings of work and cruised to a 9-6 behind Carlos Zambrano who pitched around six walks, 120 pitches thrown.

Saturday wasn’t much better as Barry Zito outdueled Sox Ace Mark Buehrle. The final score of 10-1 doesn’t really tell the whole story as three minor leaguers played major roles in this one. Pablo Ozuna commited two errors at 3B which led to three unearned runs, Bobby Jenks stunk up the joint allowing three runs in 1/3 of a inning, and Kevin Walker kept his ERA at 9.00 by giving up one in the 9th. Still it’s hard to win when you only get three hits. Kerry Wood picked up win #2 of the season and seems to have figured out he doesn’t have to strike everybody out as he walked one while striking out four in 7 2/3 innings pitched. Still the Cubbies were trailing after six 2-1 before jumping all over the Marlins bullpen for seven runs, final score 8-2. Despite a 5-6 performance by Paul Konerko including a game tying homer in the bottom of the 9th the White Sox were swept losing the finale 9-8 in eleven. Neal Cotts, who’s been pitching lights out this season, just didn’t have it allowing three runs in 2/3 of an inning. Still the Sox were still right there until Ozzie Guillen decided to pitch Luis Vizcaino in the top of the 11th, the A’s scored off the beleagured reliever and the Southsiders failed to score in their half. To make matters worse the Northsiders were completing their sweep behind Greg Maddux in a battle of greybeards as he bested Al Leiter 9-2. Maddux had a shutout through eight before leaving the game.

There are a couple of observations I’d like to make. They might be completely off the wall, but here goes nothing. First off everyone was saying how much better the White Sox would be once Frank Thomas returned to the lineup. Well I don’t know what their record has been since the Big Hurt returned to regular duty, but sometimes a team can get into the habit of waiting for the big guy to carry the team rather than a team doing the little things that makes a team a team. While on the Northside Dusty Baker seems to have taken my lineup suggestions and put them into somewhat into practice. The Cubs only have one player who is a proven leadoff hitter Jerry Hairston and Todd Walker is a very effective #2 batter. Both of these guys know how to take a walk and are excellent table setters for the big boppers. I really don’t know what Baker was thinking batting Neifi Perez & Corey Patterson at the top of the order. Still the first half of the season has been enjoyable. This White Sox team is the best in my memory and has a record of 57-29 going into the break. While the Cubs have been struggling to put things together and finish the first half at 43-44. The 2nd half should be interesting. Cub fans would like to have me know that with a rotation of Prior, Wood, Zambrano, & Maddux healthy anything is possible. Yet the White Sox strengths of speed, pitching, & defense don’t go into slumps. Soon we’ll see what we’ll see.