It’s All-Star Game time in my APBA league. Like the bigs, we all vote for deserving players who have well in our league and those players are used in the All-Star Game which will take place next weekend.
While all managers vote to pick the starters, the All-Star managers (determined by best record last year) are responsible for picking the subs, pitchers, and determine the lineup. The rest of us wait to see if any of our players get chosen.
Usually, when the roster and lineup is emailed to us, it’s pretty standard. Kudos to Nick, the East Division Manager, though for his clever writeup of his East Division All-Star team. It made me laugh.
Here it is:
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"Cadillacs:
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Chevrolets:
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| The Jack Robinson Cano | Lance Fat Elvis Berkman |
| Jimmy Jelly Roll Rollins | Chase not Citi Dirtball Utley |
| OWEEO MAG lee o Ordonez | DW David the Wright Stuff |
| Prince I’m not my daddy Fielder |
Derek Jesus Jeter |
| Miguel Don’t call me Micky Cabrera | Shane Maui Wowie Victorino |
| Biscuits and Grady Sizemore |
Nick The Stick Swisher Sweet |
| One Adam Dunn | Who Can? McCann can |
| What’s Your Vector Victor Martinez | I am GayRod, G.A.Y. Rod |
| The Unhittables: |
| Steak and Jake Peavy |
| Subway Washburn |
| Peter The Great Moylan |
| The Big O Oswalt |
| SOOORIA S.O.R.I.A. SOOOORIA |
| Cole as the other side of the pillow Hamels |
| Matt the mad Capper Capps |
| Jose Moe Green Valverde |
| Matt not Abel Cain |
| Some guy named Gardner |
****This is just a projected team. Further consumption of Budweiser allows for change**** "